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My name is [DATA EXPUNGED] and I am addicted to food, water, and I huff oxygen. I like Batman, bees, lizards, wizards, and I play video games. I don't care if you are here to whine and bitch at me, I have more important stuff to care about.
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Posted on 22nd Jul at 6:07 PM, with 5,915 notes
bublog:

Whoa, sweet space cap, BUB. You look ready for SPACE CAMP!
Thanks to Catie Savage for making the hat, and donating all her kitty hat sales to Lil BUB’s Big FUND.
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bublog:

Whoa, sweet space cap, BUB. You look ready for SPACE CAMP!

Thanks to Catie Savage for making the hat, and donating all her kitty hat sales to Lil BUB’s Big FUND.

Posted on 22nd Jul at 6:06 PM, with 38,638 notes

wow he sure is hungry

no no that’s just the way all kids eat cereal these days — face first

i’m hip

Posted on 22nd Jul at 6:06 PM, with 1,256 notes
andross:

“Whoa, red flag, Bobby, I have been advised to listen to this record.”
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andross:

“Whoa, red flag, Bobby, I have been advised to listen to this record.”

Posted on 22nd Jul at 6:06 PM, with 321,098 notes
mochispaceship:

kfc doesn’t even have to try anymore they’re just like come get your fucking bucket of fat you piece of shit

*Homestucks screaming in sheer terror* BUCKET!!
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mochispaceship:

kfc doesn’t even have to try anymore they’re just like come get your fucking bucket of fat you piece of shit

*Homestucks screaming in sheer terror* BUCKET!!

Posted on 22nd Jul at 6:04 PM, with 237,327 notes
dooleysqueen:

norulesnobras:

basedhiyoko:

yoursexcrazedsub:

1.) The girl practiced safe sex and used condoms. SMART. AS. FUCK.
2.) I’ve seen this reblogged with notes calling her a “whore” and a “skank”. Fuck that noise. Over half the girls on tumblr will, or have, sucked the dick of a guy they just met, only hung out with a few times, or barely know, and then stress because he hasn’t called them back or he’s treating them like shit. Meanwhile the same girls go to work at a minimum wage job where they don’t even make $920 in 3 months, much less a day. 
Good for this chick. She’s on her hustle and I ain’t mad at her. Make that money, girl!

you go girl
suck them dicks
achieve your dreams

are we going to ignore that these guys were willing to pay $460 just to have pleasure? i might not know a lot about how this business goes down but dayum she must have done a good job

dooleysqueen:

norulesnobras:

basedhiyoko:

yoursexcrazedsub:

1.) The girl practiced safe sex and used condoms. SMART. AS. FUCK.

2.) I’ve seen this reblogged with notes calling her a “whore” and a “skank”. Fuck that noise. Over half the girls on tumblr will, or have, sucked the dick of a guy they just met, only hung out with a few times, or barely know, and then stress because he hasn’t called them back or he’s treating them like shit. Meanwhile the same girls go to work at a minimum wage job where they don’t even make $920 in 3 months, much less a day. 

Good for this chick. She’s on her hustle and I ain’t mad at her. Make that money, girl!

you go girl

suck them dicks

achieve your dreams

are we going to ignore that these guys were willing to pay $460 just to have pleasure? i might not know a lot about how this business goes down but dayum she must have done a good job

Posted on 22nd Jul at 6:03 PM, with 7,132 notes
4-panel-life:

a story from my childhood
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4-panel-life:

a story from my childhood

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