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My name is [DATA EXPUNGED] and I am addicted to food, water, and I huff oxygen. I like Batman, bees, lizards, wizards, and I play video games. I don't care if you are here to whine and bitch at me, I have more important stuff to care about.
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Posted on 18th Sep at 9:14 PM, with 3,078 notes
wackom:

goats are naturally skilled climbers

wackom:

goats are naturally skilled climbers

Posted on 18th Sep at 9:03 PM, with 34,459 notes

meanie-monster-mutt:

tentadog:

this is how volly drinks

like a 2 day old human baby

i HAVE NEVER SEEN SUCH A CUTE SNAKE I CAN’T HANDLE THIS

Posted on 18th Sep at 9:02 PM, with 104,938 notes

congenitalprogramming:

dedenne:

ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

which is even funnier because she’s the reason lesbians are called lesbians. she was know as sappho of lesbos and her poems were all about her love for women

no im totally not a lesbo my super actual husband is dick allcocks from man island i’m megahet

Posted on 18th Sep at 9:01 PM, with 117,112 notes
pixiedust-paycheck:

kisskicker:

Whoopsie, turns out that Ariel was one of the old-school, prince-drowning mermaids. Sorry, Eric!

I don’t know how to feel about th-JUST KIDDING THIS IS FUCKING RAD
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pixiedust-paycheck:

kisskicker:

Whoopsie, turns out that Ariel was one of the old-school, prince-drowning mermaids. Sorry, Eric!

I don’t know how to feel about th-JUST KIDDING THIS IS FUCKING RAD

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